Seriously, fuck those guys.

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Eric & Rachelle do what they want.

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Is it a bit breezy in here?

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Frak me in the face! Mason’s here but he adds nothing to the show. Joel tries to grab the steering wheel but can’t keep the car from going straight into the ditch. It’s Fat Fuck Friday and we’re full of dough.

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Rachelle came back from her retreat on a domestic high and is wanting to make meals all week. Too bad Eric got face-fucked with food on Saturday and is still full. Sometimes things don’t work out the way you expect.

Rachelle gives us more business ideas to chew on like having a third party anonymously mail a turd to someone you don’t like for a nominal fee. Eric is in expert negotiator when it comes to hippies in trees. During the day, both are undercover cops posing as students at a local high school.

Tip Tap Tip gives you their rundown on the premier of America’s Next Top Model. In addition, Eric plays singalong to the new New Kids single “Summertime” while Rachelle watches in awe while eating icing.

Eric replaces his stripping with stammering as he draws from a bad Apple User Group experience to explain why he’s wary of “podcasting communities”. Rachelle again provides the voice of reason. Also, while Daryl from Atomic Suburbia and his dog could handily beat us at any physical challenge, we think we’ve got him beat in the fucking up of Patrick Swayze songs.

UPDATE: We’re back but are too tired to record a show tonight. I know, I know. I’m a damn liar. We didn’t even record errant squirrel noises while camping. We will definitely be getting you a few shows this week with the first coming at you tomorrow.

But hey, don’t fret. You can always get the latest episode from our competition if you’ve got 345mb free on your hard drive and 2 hours to spare downloading it.

The night before we leave on our camping trip we manage to offend: 1. People who liked The Dark Knight 2. Anonymous protesters in Guy Fawkes masks 3. Other Calgary podcasters 4. Non-smokers 5. Squidpod Maybe it is a good idea to retreat to the woods so we can wait until this blows over. Next episode will hopefully be recorded from the woods and we’ll put it up when we get back on Monday.

Calgary’s best podcast welcomes our very first guest host.

In this episode Eric demonstrates the game “Water Bottle Unicorns”, Rachelle reads another chapter in her secret diary in which she out-Running Man’s her friend, and Guest host Mason forgets to tell us his “accidental boobs” story.